ROTFL.......what is wrong with this picture??? (must-see pic)

ROTFL.......what is wrong with this picture???

What Is Wrong With This Picture?? Scott Disick Is Nuts About Rob Kardashian’s Krotch!

lol.....

BIU female student invites juju group to school over stolen Brazilian hair..

Lol, some things you hear and you're like 'da hell? So a female student of Benson Idahosa University, Benin had her Brazilian hair stolen from her room sometime last week. She returned from lectures that day to find her N75k Brazilian hair, which she'd planned to fix that weekend for a wedding, gone!. After asking her roommates and everyone denied taking the weave, the female student resorted to diabolical means to get her weave back. She invited the bini juju group called Ayelala to come to the school to curse and fish out whoever stole her weave.

The photo above was taken during the juju group's visit to the school. The group promised the female student that whoever stole her weave will return it within seven days.

’72-year old, other 456 Nigerians languishing in Brazilian prisons’

Abuja -  Rep Abike Dabiri-Erewa, Chairman, House of Representatives Committee on Diaspora,  says 457 Nigerians, including a 72-year-old woman, Fausat Abosede are languishing in various prisons in Brazil.
Dabiri-Erewa  in Abuja on Tuesday, said that the committee had visited Brazil and was  touched by the pitiable condition of the inmates.

Bianca hires private guards for Ojukwu’s house

Bianca, widow of Dim Chukwuemeka Odumegwu-Ojukwu, has hired the services of private security personnel to guard the GRA, Enugu home of her husband, where she also resides.

Aside from guarding the house, THE PUNCH learnt that Bianca might have taken the decision in order to prevent warring family members, who want their share of Ojukwu’s property, from gaining entry into the compound.

When our correspondent visited the house  on Tuesday, the gun-wielding men moved round the compound with Rottweiler dogs.

EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS: Don Jazzy’s new home

D’banj’s estranged partner has moved into to a super expensive house inside NICON Estate, in Lekki, Lagos.
Real estate experts tell us the least expensive price for a NICON house, is in the realm of N9m per annum. We’ve been told Jazzy’s home (pictured, with a black Range Rover parked in front)  is in a ‘choice area’ in the estate, and ‘not in anyway cheap’.
Meaning he could have coughed out up to N30m or more for the new pad, we’re told.
‘I know he has his one houses he bought in Lagos. But I’m sure he didn’t buy the house in NICON. So he must have rented the place, and it must have cost a fortune’, one source told us last night.
Sources say one of the reasons that informed Jazzy’s relocation, was when he discovered his partner  Dbanj, with whom he recently split,had changed the keys and locked up the Lekki residence once occupied by himself and Don Jazzy. We’re told the producer briefly stayed with another Mo’Hits act Dr SID at his 1004 residence, before moving into his own home.
Before moving over to Lekki, a Lagos suburb favoured by the upwardly mobile and elite Lagosians, the Mo’hits crew all lived together at the popular Maryland duplex.
When our photographers paid Don Jazzy a visit over the weekend, they were told that he had travelled to South Africa. The producer along with Wande Coal, D’Prince and Dr SID had attended a launch of a Samsung Hi-Fi product which he reportedly helped design.

Phranklyn: Clash Of Hollywood & Nollywood As Gbenga Akinnagbe...

Phranklyn: Clash Of Hollywood & Nollywood As Gbenga Akinnagbe...:



Credits Photographer : MoussaMoussa Stylist: FrankaAsindi Cover: Gbenga Akinnagbe & Tonto Dike Fashion/Beauty Editorial : Alexandra Nwok...

The Search Is On For The Most Beautiful Girl In Nigeria 2012

Think you have what it takes to become Nigeria's most prestigious beauty royalty? Then what are you waiting for? Register for the Most Beautiful girl in Nigeria (MBGN) pageant now…
This year’s pageant also marks MBGN’s 25th anniversary of existence.


 RequirementsAll Applicants must be
•    Nigerian by birth
•    Aged between 18 and 25 years old
•    Single
•    Must possess a minimum of a Secondary School Certificate
•    Good looking
•    Confident
•    Intelligent
•    There is no height restriction

Clash Of Hollywood & Nollywood As Gbenga Akinnagbe & Tonto Dike Covers Complete Fashion March 2012 Issue

Credits
Photographer: MoussaMoussa
Stylist: FrankaAsindi
Cover: Gbenga Akinnagbe & Tonto Dike
Fashion/Beauty Editorial: Alexandra Nwokedi

Khloe Kardashian And Lamar Odom Put Having Offspring In God’s Hands, Babymaking Made Their Sex Life A Hassle

khloe kardasian was having trouble getting pregnant with her husband, Lamar Odom, and it caused a big problem with their life in the bedroom, she told new! magazine. In fact, sex became such a hassle, the reality couple stopped trying so hard and have decided to let it happen naturally.
“Lamar and I definitely want children, but I felt pressured by my mum and my sisters,” she said. ”Kourtney had Mason and was saying, ‘I want him to have someone to grow up with.’ Sex became a job instead of it being fun and easy. Now it’s in God’s hands and I’m very comfortable with that right now.”
Khloe, 27, says she and Lamar, 32, have sex “between three to five times a week,” but it seems like they are at it more, thanks to editing on their show, Khloe & Lamar.
“I did cringe a little [watching the show] – it was a little intense,” she said, explaining, “It was during the NBA lockout and Lamar was really depressed, because basketball has always been his passion. He’d had a loss in his family over the summer, which of course affected him very much, and my brother moved out and it was very depressing in our house. I was trying to make the house fun, but you can’t tell that from the episode – people just think I’m sex-crazed!

Kim Kardashian flour-bombed on the red carpet

Kim Kardashian was doused with cooking flour yesterday evening by an unidentified Asian woman, while on the red carpet at an event in LA.

The reality star, who was at The London Hotel in West Hollywood to promote her new perfume line, was ushered into a private room where she cleaned herself up and opted to go back to the event. The Asian woman was arrested and later released after Kim decided not to press charges.
What Kim told E! Online after the incident:

That probably is the craziest, unexpected, weird thing that ever happened to me. Like I said to my makeup artist, I wanted more powder and that's a whole lot of translucent powder right there.

Two die as 7 female students fall into well in Ekpoma this morning

Tragedy struck early this morning at the Ambrose Ali University, Ekpoma, after seven female students fell into a well located inside one of the hostels inside the school compound while fetching water and doing other things around the well.

According to eye witnesses, three girls were washing on top of the well, which is the hostel's only source of water, while the remaining four were sitting on its top, when all of a sudden the well collapsed beneath them. All seven girls fell into the well.

Other students around the hostel when the incident occurred rescued 6 of the alive. Unfortunately one died inside the well. Another one died on the way to the hospital. The remaining five are receiving treatment at the hospital.

Two Homosexuals Earn Two Years Imprisonment

An Upper Area Court sitting in Mararba, Nasarawa State, on Wednesday, has sentenced two men, Ifeanyi Benedict Ahah and Rabiu , both found guilty of unnatural tendencies or having intercourse with each other to two years in jail each, without bail.
The pair were sentenced yesterday by Judge Mariga Abdullahi, and ordered to pay a fine of N5,000 each at the beginning of their sentence. Just before the sentence was passed, Mr. Rabiu pleaded for leniency, saying that he is married with six children.
Ifeanyi, on his own part, pleaded the court to forgive him. He claimed to be repentant and promised not to go into the act anymore if pardoned.
The Judge , however, insisted that the law must take its course, saying that the sentence was passed in hope that it will serve as a deterrent to others involved in such unnatural acts.

Teacher caught with a 7-year-old female pupil in a school toilet.

A 29-year-old Mathematics and Social Studies graduate of a college of education, Mr. Seun Oyeleke, has been caught pants down with a seven-year-old female pupil in a school toilet.
Oyeleke teaches at a private nursery and primary school on Church Street, Osogbo, Osun State.
One of the pupils’ mother, Mrs. A Ajiboye, had been informed by her son, who attends Oyeleke’s tutorials with her five-year-old sister, that the teacher was fond of taking the girl out of the classroom to an unknown destination.

“I told my brother, who is a policeman, and he urged me to be patient. My brother then devised a plan with which we caught the teacher,” she said.
Ajiboye told her son that whenever the teacher took her sister out, he should run home and inform her immediately.
But on Saturday, Oyeleke took another girl to the toilet on the school premises and the boy quickly dashed home to inform her mother.
The mother rushed to the school, where he found the teacher on a seven-year-old inside the toilet.
Narrating the incident to PUNCH Metro on Tuesday, Ajiboye said, “When my children were leaving for the tutorials on Saturday morning, I told my son to rush back home whenever the teacher takes any girl to the toilet.
“At about 11:30am, my son rushed in to inform me that he had taken another girl out, I quickly rushed to the school, went to the toilet and forced the door open, I met him on top of the little child.
“I was very furious and I began to shout and wail. I called on neighbours to come and see what was happening. He was subsequently taken to Dugbe Police Station in Osogbo.”
“He took me to the bathroom in the building and removed my pant and lay on me and later asked me to wear my pant back and return to the class,” the little girl said.
At the police station, the teacher pleaded, “Please, spare me; I didn’t know what came over me. The effect of what I did just dawned on me. I did not rape them. I only had sex with them. It’s the devil’s work.”
But the proprietress of the school, Mrs. Amoke Alao, denied insinuations by neighbours that the teacher was notorious for sleeping with minors.
Alao said Oyeleke was perceived as a religious and diligent person and nobody suspected that he could commit such a crime.
Explaining that her children also attend the school, Alao said she would not have tolerated such a crime if she knew Oyeleke was doing it.
The proprietress said she was unaware of the tutorials organised by Oyeleke, saying that only one of the two affected girls is a pupil of her school, while the other only attended Oyeleke’s tutorials.
Both girls were taken to police clinic at Oke-Fia, Osogbo, where a medical officer attended to them.
The medical officer, who chose to be anonymous, said the teacher did not penetrate the vaginas of the girls, adding that his organ, however, had an impact on their pubic areas.
Police Public Relations Officer in the state, Mr. Taiwo Olugbemileke, said the case would be investigated since it had been reported to the police.
(Punch)